# Papers (letters, ad copy)
# TODO: these should really be based on localization strings.
- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFPowerTool
  name: Hazard Fraught advertisement
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "power tool ad, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                    [head=1]Hazard Fraught Tools[/head]

                  [head=2]Discount Tools at Quality Prices![/head]

                                [head=2]Fax us for a catalog at
                      [color=#990000]ERROR: UNEXPECTED EOF[/color][/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat1
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 1, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                     [head=1]I know what you did.[/head]

            [head=3]You don't know what I'm going to do to you.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat2
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 2, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                        [head=1]I'm coming for you.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat3
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 3, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                                      [head=1]You're next.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat4
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 4, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                                       [head=1]We see you.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat5
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 5, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                   [head=2]I hope your affairs are in order.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat6
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 6, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

              [head=1]It's only a matter of time.[/head]


                      [head=1]Enjoy it while it lasts.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat7
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 7, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

               [head=2]Who should we mail your pieces to?[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat8
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 8, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

      [head=2]Would you prefer to die slowly or quickly?
      [/head]
                                      [head=1]Just kidding.[/head]

                     [head=2]We don't care what you think.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat9
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 9, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

          [head=3]I think your head would look nice on my mantel.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat10
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 10, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

               [head=1]You should have paid up.[/head]


                              [head=1]It's too late now.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat11
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 11, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                [head=3]Your family will miss you, but don't worry.[/head]


         [head=1]We'll take care of them too.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFVagueThreat12
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "vague mail threat 12, formatted"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

               [head=3]I have a bet that you're going to die today.[/head]


                  [head=1]I'm not afraid to cheat.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFPwrGameAd
  name: pwr game advertisement
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "pwr game ad"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                            [head=1]Drink Pwr Game![/head]

      [head=3]Proud sponsor of the NT Block Game Championship.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFRedBoolAd
  name: red bool advertisement
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "red bool ad"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                 [head=2]Try NEW Reformulated Red Bool![/head]

                      [head=2]Over [color=#dd0000]1.5g[/color] of caffeine per can![/head]

                 [head=2]Punch your heart into overdrive![/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFSpaceColaAd
  name: space cola advertisement
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "space cola ad"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

            [head=2]The classic taste you love, Space Cola.[/head]

                             [head=2]Now certified lead-free.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFSpaceMountainWindAd
  name: space mountain wind advertisement
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "space mountain wind ad"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

               [head=3]When it's time to game, there's one choice:[/head]

                     [head=1]Space Mountain Wind.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFSpaceUpAd
  name: space up advertisement
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "space up ad"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

            [head=3]The crisp, refreshing taste of lemon and lime.[/head]


                                        [head=1]Space Up![/head]


        [head=2]Ask your barkeep for a Sui Dream today![/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNTSoapAd1
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "soap ad 1"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    stampedBy:
    - stampedColor: '#333333FF'
      stampedName: Christopher Cleanman
#      stampType: Signature #DeltaV - Not compatible with our signatures code stuff apparently
    content: |2
      [head=3]Hello Valued Customer,[/head]
      You have been selected to receive a complimentary sampler of scented soaps that Interdyne Pharmaceuticals has to offer.

      Why not enjoy a nice warm shower with our scented soaps?  Tested and effective vs. mold, vent crud, and possibly bioweapons.

      We hope you enjoy.

      Sincerely,
            Scrubs-the-Skies, Vice President, IP Habs - Toiletries Dept.
# starcup - NT-SC swap

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNTSoapAd2
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "soap ad 2" #DeltaV - Edited to not be addressed to Frontier Citizens, localized
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2
      [head=2]GREETINGS DELTA SECTOR CITIZEN[/head]

      OUR REPORTS INDICATE THAT:
      1. YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR QUARTERLY HYGIENE INSPECTION.
      2. THIS HAS REDUCED SECTOR EFFICIENCY BY [bold]0.02%[/bold].

      ENCLOSED IS A SELECTION OF HYGIENE PRODUCTS SUITABLE FOR USE BY ORGANICS. WE HOPE THAT THIS SITUATION IS RESOLVED PROMPTLY.

      [italic]THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE. DO NOT REPLY.[/italic]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNTConscript
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "conscript"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                     [head=1]NOT ONE STEP BACK.[/head]


                       [head=1]FOR THE FRONTIER.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNTMusket
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "musket"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

                  [head=2]Use a musket for sector defense,
             like the founding fathers intended.[/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFPaperPusherAd
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "paper pusher"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

          [head=2]Here is a pen for any letters you write.
      [/head]
            [head=1]Keep it close, use it often.[/head]

      [head=2]May you write well, neatly, and with style.[/head]

            [head=3]Sincerely,
               [italic]The Frontier Paper Pusher's Club[/italic][/head]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFPetBedAssemblyManual
  name: pet bed assembly manual
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "pet bed assembly manual"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

      [head=1]HÖGANÄS[/head]

      [italic](There is a black and white picture of a pet bed on the first page.)[/italic]

      [italic](On the next few pages, you see a list of materials and a happy stick figure assembling furniture.)[/italic]

      [italic](On the pages after that, you see a set of instructions to assemble a pet bed. You're sure you don't need them, how hard could it be?)[/italic]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNTBoxer
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "boxer"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2
          [head=2]You've gotta defend your belt, champ.
      [/head]
                [head=1]They're coming for you.[/head]

                  [head=2]This should help. Knock 'em out.[/head]

# Placeholder for an arm-on-use, flashbang fakeout pipebomb
- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFPipebombIntern
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "pipe bomb intern"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    stampedBy:
    - stampedColor: '#333333FF'
      stampedName: craig
#      stampType: Signature #DeltaV - Not compatible with our signatures code stuff apparently
    content: |2
      [bold]hey uh, they told me to send you a pipebomb i guess?

      this is all i could find around here, hope that works

      thanks[/bold]

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFAntivirus
  name: Snortin Antivirus invoice
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "antivirus ad"
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

          [head=1]Invoice[/head][head=3]
          Snortin Antivirus Software[/head]

      [head=3]Order #41003
      [bold][bullet/][/bold] 1x Snortin Total-275 Antivirus Install Disk[/head]

      [head=3]Total: 947381 Spesos[/head]

      Thank you for making purchase from Snortin Antivirus Software.
      We assuring you that our product is greatest.
      Please sending payment at earliest convenience.

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFEMPPreparedness
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  name: EMP preparedness response form
  suffix: "emp preparedness" #DeltaV - Replaces mention of SR with HoS
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    content: |2

        [head=1]EMP Preparedness Response[/head]

      You have been selected to receive a Cybersun EMP Preparedness kit as a test. Note that this is only a test. In a real emergency, follow the instructions of your vessel's command staff.

      As the recipient of this, please note [bold]any improvements[/bold] that could be made towards the EMP preparedness of the vessel you were aboard when opening and submit this form to your serving Captain or Head of Security.

      [bold]Date of test:[/bold]
      [bold]Number of affected items:[/bold]
      [bold]Perceived severity of incident:[/bold]
      [bold]Suggested improvements:[/bold]
      [bold]Additional notes on the efficacy of the test:[/bold]
# starcup - added the "notes on the effiacy" section; NT-SC swap

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFBuildABuddy
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  name: Build-a-Buddy adoption letter
  suffix: "build-a-buddy" #DeltaV- Body text changed, because Goblins Aren't Real
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    stampState: paper_stamp-generic
    stampedBy:
    - stampedColor: '#FF6699FF'
      stampedName: Chief Friendship Officer
    - stampedColor: '#333333FF'
      stampedName: Cuts-With-Scalpel
#      stampType: Signature  #DeltaV - Not compatible with our signatures code stuff apparently.
    # starcup: rename reptilians to unathi
    content: |2

      [head=1]Note of Adoption[/head]

      You're now the proud owner of your very own Build-a-Buddy!

      We hope that your new friend can serve as a shoulder to lean on in the depths of space, and hopefully you won't be quite as lonely out there. Personally, I find putting them together to be rather therapeutic.

      [bold]Collect the whole set![/bold]
      [bold][bullet/][/bold] Henry the Human
      [bold][bullet/][/bold] Ursula the Unathi
      [bold][bullet/][/bold] Steven the Slime
      [bold][bullet/][/bold] Valerie the Vulpkanin

- type: entity
  id: PaperMailNFSpaceLaw
  categories: [ HideSpawnMenu ]
  suffix: "space-law" #DeltaV- edited contents to be from the Delta Sector instead of the Frontier
  parent: Paper
  components:
  - type: Paper
    stampState: paper_stamp-centcom
    stampedBy:
    - stampedColor: '#006600FF'
      stampedName: Central Admiralty of the Delta Sector
    content: |2

            [head=1]Space Law is your shield.[/head]

                  [head=2]With it, you guard the Delta Sector.[/head][head=3]
      [/head]
        [head=1]Memorize it. Grasp it firmly.[/head]

          [head=2]The SOP is your sword, don't get rusty.[/head]

        [head=2]Maintain your balance, and wield it well.[/head]








                              [head=3][italic]Internal Bureau of Propaganda[/italic][/head]
