placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-1 = Ate a delicious valid salad
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-2 = Ate their own shoes
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-3 = Being a clown
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-4 = Being a mime
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-5 = Breathed the wrong way
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-6 = Broke into evac
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-7 = Did literally nothing
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-8 = Did their job
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-9 = Didn't say hello to me
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-10 = Drank one too many
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-11 = Had two toolboxes, that's too many
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-12 = Lied on common radio
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-13 = Looked at me funny
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-14 = Lubed up the entire way to evac
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-15 = Set AME up on time
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-16 = Slipped the HoS
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-17 = Stole the clown's mask
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-18 = Told an unfunny joke
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-19 = Wore a gasmask
placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-20 = Wore boxing gloves
