reagent-name-carpetium = carpetium
reagent-desc-carpetium = A mystical chemical, usually outsourced from the Clown Planet, that covers everything it touches in carpet. Somehow filters out carpotoxin from the blood stream.

reagent-name-fiber = fiber
reagent-desc-fiber = A raw material, usually extracted from wool or other fabric products.

reagent-name-buzzochloric-bees = buzzochloric bees
reagent-desc-buzzochloric-bees = Liquid bees. Oh god it's LIQUID BEES NO-

reagent-name-ground-bee = ground Bee
reagent-desc-ground-bee = Bee grounds. Gross.

reagent-name-saxoite = saxoite
reagent-desc-saxoite = Smells like jazz.

reagent-name-licoxide = licoxide
reagent-desc-licoxide = A synthetic battery acid. It looks... electrifying.

reagent-name-razorium = razorium
reagent-desc-razorium = A strange, non-newtonian chemical. It is produced when two conflicting brute medications are combined. When force is applied to it, it temporarily hardens creating millions of tiny, sharp edges. Very painful.

reagent-name-fresium = Fresium
reagent-desc-fresium = A mysterious compound that slows the vibration of atoms and molecules... somehow. In layman's terms, it makes things cold... REALLY cold. Can cause long-lasting movement issues if ingested.

reagent-name-laughter = laughter
reagent-desc-laughter = Some say that this is the best medicine, but recent studies have proven that to be untrue.

reagent-name-weh = juice that makes you Weh
reagent-desc-weh = Pure essence of lizard plush. Makes you Weh!

reagent-name-hew = juice that makes you Hew
reagent-desc-hew = Pure essence of inversed lizard plush. Makes you Hew!

reagent-name-corgiessence = corgium
reagent-desc-corgiessence = Tastes like dog food. Clearly an acquired taste.

reagent-name-catessence = felinase
reagent-desc-catessence = A type of carcinogenic enzyme known to break down proteins found within the vocal cords of most animals. Mixing is NOT recommended.

reagent-name-canidessence = caninase
reagent-desc-canidessence = A type of carcinogenic enzyme known to break down proteins found within the vocal cords of most animals. Mixing is NOT recommended.
